|
Click
here if you would like to Contribute or send a feedback.
Click here to read more jokes (Fittingu Main Page)
Š¯ºy® N®l®±
…l®î® N®±h±0…vºu®
…ºu®î®w®±. ý¯ŒµSµ
œµ²°S®±rÙu¯ÛS®
x°î®¼ Š¯ºy®w®w®±Ý
wµ²°l®„µ°Oq®±Ù.
œ®‹u® uµ²S®Œµ
X®mÖ, šµ²°y®¼ N¯ou®
ý®h±Á, y®¼hÔ „¯ãS®±!!!
Nµ¶ î®±²Tw® îµ±°Œµ‡µ±°!!!
î®±²Txºu® š®±‹‡®±±rÙŠ®±î®
›º…¡®î®w®±Ý
Nµ¶‰±ºu®Œµ°
KŠµš®±q¯Ù ý¯ŒµSµ
œµ²°S®±rÙu®Û.
œ®‹u® uµ²S®Œµ
XµmÖ‡®±w®±Ý
wµ²°mu® N®w®Ýl® i°X®Š®±ä
K⠊µ°T‡µ±°†hÔŠ®±;
"w¯¡µ‰±ºu® x°w®±
ý¯ŒµSµ …Š®±î¯S®
œµ²š® XµmÖ‡®±w®±Ý
œ¯ONµ²ºl®± …Š®„µ°N®±.
C©åvu®ÛŠµ x°w®±
ý¯ŒµSµ …Š®±î¯S®
xw®Ýy®Þw®w®±Ý
N®Šµu®±Nµ²ºl®±
…Š®„µ°N®±. C©åî¯u®Šµ
xw®Sµ ý¯Œµ‡®±ªå
y®äîµ°ý®ï©å"
ETuµ° †hÔŠ®± ï±°w¯¤
i°X®Š®±ä!!!
…l® Š¯ºy® Iw®± ¯l®©±
š¯u®ã? î®±Š®±vw®î®½
Auµ° XµmÖ!!! Ay®Þ …Š®ª©å!!!
i°X®Š¬Sµ Nµ²°y®
wµrÙSµ°‹q®±.
"N®qµÙ, Ay®Þw®w®±Ý
N®Šµu®±Nµ²ºl®±
w¯¡µ „¯Š®vu®ÛŠµ
i°. ›. Nµ²h±Ô N®¡®±Ÿš®±qµÙ°wµ"
N®y¯¡®NµÊ „¯‹š®±q¯Ù
y®¼w®: …‡®±ÛŠ®±.
î®±Š®±vw®î®½
Š¯ºy® ý¯ŒµSµ
K…àwµ° …ºu®. Auµ°
œ®Š®N®©± XµmÖ!!!
"‡®¾¯Nµ²° Ay®Þw®w®±Ý
N®Šµu®±Nµ²ºl®±
…Š®ª©å? xwµÝ
œµ°¢Šµ²°u®±
As®Áî¯T©åîµ°
xw®Sµ? ‡®¾¯Nµ …Š®ª©å
xw®Ý Ay®Þ?"
A¡®±q¯Ù Š¯ºy®
œµ°¢u®;
"î®±qµÙ.... î®±qµÙ....
w®wµ²ÝºvSµ Ay®Þ
…Š®ªNµÊ BS®±v©å
i°X®Š¬"
"‡®¾¯Nµ²°?"
"w®w®Ý œ®q®ä î®±q®±Ù
w®î®±ây®Þw® œ®q®ä
CŠµ²°u®± Kºuµ°
XµmÖ i°X®Š¬ä!!!"
*************************************
w®î®±â
šµ²°î®± î®j¯Š®u®
î®±wµ‡µ²ºu®Š®ªå
š®±rÙu®Û.
šµ²°î®±w®w®±Ý
N®ºl®Šµ H©å‹S®²
N®Š®±nµ-zä°r!!! Bq®
y¯y® N®±Š®±l®!!!
N®pØ©åvu®ÛŠ®²
šµ²°î®± ¯q®ä
œ®Š®±Ç®u®ªå‡µ±°
Cu®Û. BS¯S® î®j¯Š®u®
î®±wµ‡®±î®‹Sµ
›Ÿ‡®±w®±Ý œ®ºX®±rÙu®Û.
K⠟°Sµ‡µ±°
B‰±q®±.
›Ÿ‡®±w®±Ý H©åŠ®
î®±wµS®² œ®ºY
Nµ²wµSµ N¯ï±x‡®±
î®±wµSµ œµ²°u®.
N¯ï±x š¯Ýw® ¯l®±rÙu®Û¡®±.
šµ²°î®± …ºvŠ®±î®¼u®w®±Ý
r¢u®± œ¯Sµ‡µ±°
œµ²Š®S®lµ …ºu®¡®±.
N®±Š®±l®w®©åîµ°
Aî®w®±?
šµ²°î®±xSµ²ºu®±
S¯åš¬ N¯zà Nµ²hÔ¡®±
y¯åš¬Êxºu® qµSµu®±.
N¯zà Ÿ°Š®±q¯Ù
N®±¢rÙu®Û šµ²°î®±w®w®±Ý
y®äþÝ›u®¡®±;
"‡®¾¯Nµ²° šµ²°î®¾¯?
›æ°g¬é qµSµu®±Nµ²ºl®±
…ºuµ?"
"Iw®² C©å N¯ï±x‡®±î®Šµ°,
w®w®Sµ îµ²wµÝ
îµ²°v Bš®Þqµä‡®±ªå
By®Šµ°Ç®w¬ B‰±q®±.
w®w®T°S® N¯pš®±rÙuµ!!!"
*************************************
š®±î®¾¯¡®
N®o±ØS®¡®± Nµºy®S¯TŠ®±î®¼u®w®±Ý
wµ²°m A® Sµ¡®r
œµ°î®¾¯ y®äþÝ›u®¡®±.
"‡®¾¯Nµ° š®±î®¾¯
N®o±ØS®¡®± Nµºy®S¯Tîµ?"
"w®î®±â ‡®±c¯w®‹Sµ
œ®±Ç¯‹©å N®nµ°"
"Bu®Šµ A®w®±Ý
wµ²°mNµ²¡®ë©±
w®š¬Á CiÔŠ®±îµ‡®±Œ¯å"
"AuµÊ° N®nµ°, w¯w®±
Š¯r䉱m° HX®ÏŠ®î¯TŠ®„µ°N¯S®±qµÙ"
Hºu®¡®± š®±î®¾¯
u®±:Qvºu®.
*************************************
w®î®±â
Š¯ºy®w®î®Š® î®±S®
CºTå°Ç¬ ï±°m‡®±î®¾¬
ý¯Œµ‡®±ªå
Lu®±rÙu®Û. Aî®xSµ
š®‹‡®¾¯T CºTå°Ç¬
EX¯ÐŠ®S®¡®± …Š®±rÙŠ®ª©å.
Kîµ±â ý¯Œµ‡®±
œµl¬î®¾¯š®ÔŠ¬Š®±
Š¯ºy®w®w®±Ý N®Šµu®±,
"wµ²°m Š¯ºy®oØw®î®Šµ°,
xî®±â î®±S®xSµ
CºTå°Ç¬ EX¯ÐŠ®nµ
š®‹‡®¾¯T©å"
Hºu®Š®±.
"‡®¾¯Nµ? Iw¯‰±q®±?"
"Aî®w®± wµ²°m...
CŒµOó›i Aºq® œµ°¡®ªNµÊ
CŒµOóOi Hºu®± œµ°¡®±q¯Ùwµ"
œµ°¢u®Š®± œµl¬î®¾¯š®ÔŠ¬.
"xî®±âu®± K¡µë‡®±
y®ºX¯vNµ‡®¾¯‰±q®±.
Aî®xSµ Aǵ²Ôºu®±
uµ²l®Ö ý®…Û œµ°¡®ªNµÊ
Nµy¯Oi „µ°l®îµ°?"
Hºu®± Š¯ºy® œµ°¢u¯S®
œµl¬î®¾¯š®ÔŠ¬
š®±š¯Ùu®Š®±.
Click here if you would like to Contribute or send a
feedback
Click
here to read more jokes (Fittingu Main Page)
| 
