Rotarian President
There was this Rotarian President,
Whose driving habits were very prudent.
His speed was very slow.
Always the horn he did blow.
And he never had any accident.

Rotarian from Madras
There was a Rotarian from Madras.
Whose classification was 'brass'.
He knew the alloy so much,
That by a mere touch ,
He'd say it was low grade or class.

Rotarian's pedigree
There was a Rotarian whose pedigree
Was traced to the cavemen of Yelagiri.
That was the reason,
When 'ancestry' I did mention.
He got veri veri angri.

Rotarian from Bombay
There was Rotarian from Bombay.
Who was on a diet of grass and hay.
No, he was not a bovine.
But had a boon divine,
To digest anything that came his way.