Rotarian from Chelsea
There was a Rotarian from Chelsea,
Whose classification was, 'W.C'.
He used his brain,
To create the best drain.
The result was there for all to see.

Rotarian from Palghat
There was a Rotarian from Palghat,
Whose trade was in Coir Mat.
Both woven and spun.
Though he did it for fun,
It made his coffers fat

Rotarian from Burma
There was a Rotarian from Burma,
Whose suffered from leucoderma.
He was white as a sheet,
From head to his feet.
They say, he got it from his mamma.

Rotarian Francesca
There was a Rotarian called Francesca
Who hailed from Northern Alaska.
Her figure was buxom.
She weighed 100 kilos and some.
For a date, people were afraid to ask 'er.