Tailor from Bandra
There was a tailor from Bandra
Who was an expert in women's bra.
He made them in various sizes
And a range of design and prices.
One model even had a penumbra.

TV Newsreader
Once there was a TV newsreader
Who announced the death of a leader
The followers went crazy
And stoned him in a frenzy.
But he escaped before he got madder
(Based on a real episode)

Girlfriend
My girlfriend wanted to go for a flick.
Instead, I read her a limerick.
I thought that was smart,
But she didn't care a fart,
And announced to all that I was sick.

Girl form the Rural Institute
There was a girl form the Rural Institute
Who was always ready to help the destitute.
She was always very kind,
To the poor, lame and the blind.
Hope she gets a spouse with the same attitude.