Colonel from Malabar
There was a colonel from Malabar,
Who spent quite some time in the bar.
He blames his children and wife,
For his miserable life,
And justified his drinking during peace or war.

Indian in London
There was an Indian living in London,
Who like his steak well done.
He wants his beef
On a banana leaf.
He claims to be a true Indian son.

Girl from Texas
There was this girl from Texas,
Who had the most beautiful ass.
The donkey went for shows,
And won medals, ribbons and bows.
Making the owner a proud lass.

Girl from Bombay
There was a girl from Bombay
She was very fond of curds and whey
When the milk turned sour,
She didn't wait an hour.
But curdled it all the way.